If women catcalled men (X)
Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.
The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.
Holy shit my girlfriend never ceases to amaze me
the spanish version of the books went for “tom sorvolo ryddle” so it could spell “yo soy lord voldemort”
The french books changed his middle name to Elvis so his full name is Tom Elvis Jedusor, so it could spell Je Suis Voldemort